Jim's drunkin night

This past week i have learned why one should not get "shit faced."
We all know our good friend Jim Root but we wont call him that, well call him "Holden Megroin." Last Thursday Holden went to a house party where he proceeded to have the time of his very young adult life, which also coincidentally almost ended that night. Man was that fun. It was only midnight when Holden Megroin was back at the dorm puking his everliving guts out. The scary thing is that Holden was in fact almost hospitalized for his so called "drinking binge." I guess when you take a piss in our own room on your door, is when you realize that you are gone. The only thing i regret about my friend doing this is that i was not there to witness him go through this most tramatic event in his life. however, i am glad that Jim, i mean Holden, is still here and that he gets to cheer on the Brewers in the playoffs.